It’s So Fluffy I’m Gonna Die!

The line of cars in front of us hadn’t budged an inch in ages.

That didn’t mean that other traffic wasn’t moving, however.

In fact, it was coming right for us.

“Get back in the car.”

“It’s on your side! I just want to take a picture!”

“He’s bigger than the car…”

“It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die! I want to pet it!”

“Please… don’t…”

Just then, the big bull bison rumbled this deep bassy sound, and a snort fogged the window just inches away from my face.

A big eye peered in at us.

That’s when I heard a door close and a window rolling up.

Looking out the other side, a massive head came swaying past us.

“It’s soooooo fluffy…,” came a whisper.

The road seemed to shake beneath us as their hooves clicked by on the pavement.

Some moments stick with you.

Some stories you love to tell in hopes that others will be inspired to go experience what you did. 

That’s why I made this shirt.

It’s really soft, and you’re going to love it, although I’m not sure how it compares to a bison. 

I don’t know, because you shouldn’t pet the fluffy cows.

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