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Armored Assault Possum T-Shirt

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Military Green
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Dive into the spirit of humor with our 'Armored Assault Possum' shirt, where the joke is in the details.

This tee is a playful nod to the armadillo, depicted as a tank-like creature ready for action.

The clever misnomer 'ARMORED ASSAULT POSSUM' printed boldly beneath the graphic adds to the fun, making this shirt perfect for those with a sharp wit and a penchant for the whimsically absurd.

Soft, comfortable, and durable, it's not just apparel—it's a statement. Wear it to spark laughter and show off your unique style at your next gathering!

About This Shirt

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

Sizes S-3XL are printed on a Gildan 64000 soft-style t-shirt.
Sizes 4XL-5XL are printed on a Gildan 5000 t-shirt.

Size Chart

 

S

M

L

XL

2XL

3XL

Width, in

18.00

20.00

22.00

24.00

26.00

28.00

Length, in

28.00

29.00

30.00

31.00

32.00

33.00

Sleeve length, in

8.23

8.50

8.74

9.02

9.25

9.49

 

4XL

5XL

Width, in

30.04

31.97

Length, in

34.00

35.00

Sleeve length, in

10.24

10.75

 

Customer Reviews

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Michael Walters
Living in opossum country

Shirt fits well and very comfortable. Gets a lot of laughs here in NC, the opossum motherland!

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Ellen Brimer
Excellent T shirts

I received the shirts I ordered for christmas presents and they are of very good quality and are just fun. They make me laugh and my adult children were thrilled with them.

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Travis Propes
Great Purchase

Great quality shirt. Fast shipping. Only issue is Opossum is spelled wrong. A Possum is an Australian mammal not related to the American critter with the similar name.

Maybe that's the one we meant... hmm?

Glad you like the shirt!

When we first ran the ads for this one, people used to comment-- 'That's not a possum or an opossum! That's an armadillo!'
Really.

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Patricia DeMaria
Great Shirt

This is a great shirt, and I love the Armadillo art! The shipping was fast, the owner is great at communicating order status, and I will be a repeat customer for sure!

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Wade Winters
Nice Quality in both the shirt and Service!

Saw this shirt while cruising the digital highway and just struck me as “got to have it “ You know what I mean…
Well, I quickly placed my order and then got a %off notification and a thanks from the owner. I told him I was excited about the shirt but had missed the discount because I had ordered so quickly. SURPRISE! Dude refunded the discount amount on the spot!! AWESOME!!
Shirt came a few covid days later 🤷🏻‍♂️ and I was no less impressed by the quality.
Well, you know I will be a repeat customer. How can I go wrong?
You won’t go wrong either. Feels like doing business with an old friend.