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It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!

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The “It’s So Fluffy I’m Gonna Die” Bison T-shirt is a lighthearted take on appreciating these majestic creatures—from a safe distance.

Sure, they’re fluffy enough to make you want to explode, but bison are wild animals that demand respect. This design celebrates that balance with a playful nod to both their charm and their power.

Printed on a Gildan 64000 softstyle shirt, it’s perfect for outdoor adventures or casual hangouts.

Size & Fit

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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49

 

    Features: Side-seamed. Retail fit. Unisex sizing.

    Fabric Content

    This shirt is 100% cotton

    Instructions

    Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble low dry. Medium iron. Do NOT iron decoration or dry clean.

     

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 30 reviews
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    Steve

    Smooth transaction/delivery. great quality

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    Jennifer VaughanMiller
    Awesome!

    It came out great! I’m sure the recipient will love it!

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    Julie Barbe
    I'm Going to Die t-shirt.

    First saw the "don't pet the fluffy cows" slogan last year in Custer, SD and had to get this! Response time was amazing and we LOVE the shirts!! Thank you so much!!

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    Nathan

    Shirt was not remotely soft

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    Dean V
    Awesome!

    As a frequent visitor to the Black Hills of South Dakota. I knew I needed a shirt like this. I was complemented on it Sunday when I was in Sioux City having breakfast.