Name: It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.87 (30 reviews)

The “It’s So Fluffy I’m Gonna Die” Bison T-shirt is a lighthearted take on appreciating these majestic creatures—from a safe distance.

Sure, they’re fluffy enough to make you want to explode, but bison are wild animals that demand respect. This design celebrates that balance with a playful nod to both their charm and their power.

Printed on a Gildan 64000 softstyle shirt, it’s perfect for outdoor adventures or casual hangouts.

Size & Fit

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49

Features: Side-seamed. Retail fit. Unisex sizing.

Fabric Content

This shirt is 100% cotton

Instructions

Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble low dry. Medium iron. Do NOT iron decoration or dry clean.

Smooth transaction/delivery. great quality

Awesome!

It came out great! I’m sure the recipient will love it!

I'm Going to Die t-shirt.

First saw the "don't pet the fluffy cows" slogan last year in Custer, SD and had to get this! Response time was amazing and we LOVE the shirts!! Thank you so much!!

Shirt was not remotely soft

As a frequent visitor to the Black Hills of South Dakota. I knew I needed a shirt like this. I was complemented on it Sunday when I was in Sioux City having breakfast.

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It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!

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