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Armored Assault Possum T-Shirt

Armored Assault Possum

Introducing the Armored Assault Possum shirt! This unique shirt features a striking image of an armadillo, but with a clever twist: it's labeled as an "armored assault possum."

Crafted with high-quality materials, this shirt is comfortable, durable, and perfect for any casual occasion. The image of the armored assault possum is printed in vivid detail, making it stand out in any crowd.

The shirt is available in a range of sizes, ensuring a perfect fit for anyone who wants to rock this edgy and humorous design. Wear it to your next backyard barbecue, family outing, or even as a statement piece on a night out.

Whether you're an animal lover, a fan of clever wordplay, or just looking for a fun new addition to your wardrobe, the Armored Assault Possum shirt is sure to delight. So why not add it to your cart today and show off your wild side?

Size & Fit

    Features: Sideseamed. Retail fit. Unisex sizing.

    Size Chart

    Fabric Content

    This shirt is a either

    • a 100% cotton,
    • a 52/48% cotton/poly blend,
    • or a 99/1% cotton/poly blend...

    ...depending on the color.

    See this Fabric Content Guide to learn more. 

    Fabric Content Guide


    Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble low dry. Medium iron. Do NOT iron decoration or dry clean.

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 7 reviews
    Patricia DeMaria
    Great Shirt

    This is a great shirt, and I love the Armadillo art! The shipping was fast, the owner is great at communicating order status, and I will be a repeat customer for sure!

    Wade Winters
    Nice Quality in both the shirt and Service!

    Saw this shirt while cruising the digital highway and just struck me as “got to have it “ You know what I mean…
    Well, I quickly placed my order and then got a %off notification and a thanks from the owner. I told him I was excited about the shirt but had missed the discount because I had ordered so quickly. SURPRISE! Dude refunded the discount amount on the spot!! AWESOME!!
    Shirt came a few covid days later 🤷🏻‍♂️ and I was no less impressed by the quality.
    Well, you know I will be a repeat customer. How can I go wrong?
    You won’t go wrong either. Feels like doing business with an old friend.

    Ouida Trickett
    Love it!

    Great! Fast service!

    Jeremy Klopfenstein
    I love it!

    Great shirt! Easy to browse the store. A+!

    John Willis Sumrall
    Accurate and timely

    The product I ordered and what I received were the exact same. In an extremely timely manner as well!!