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Armored Assault Possum

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Armored Assault Possum

Some possums play dead to protect themselves.

Others, however, armor up and take the battle to the streets...

Ok, maybe not streets.

More like back roads and highways.

While we're really waiting for a conference call from the ATF, PETA, and someone who wants to point out that this is really an armadillo, we wanted to let you know a little bit about this super soft shirt.

Whether you’ve dealt with these “possums on the half shell” building out their fortifications and bunkers in burrows under your house, or excavating your garden as they sweep for mines… you’re going to love this shirt.

Will some people feel the need to tell you that this is an armadillo and not an opossum?


It’s our little way of identifying the people who have no imagination or sense of humor. 

Size & Fit

    Features: Sideseamed. Retail fit. Unisex sizing.

    Size Chart

    Fabric Content

    This shirt is a either

    • a 100% cotton,
    • a 52/48% cotton/poly blend,
    • or a 99/1% cotton/poly blend...

    ...depending on the color.

    See this Fabric Content Guide to learn more. 

    Fabric Content Guide


    Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble low dry. Medium iron. Do NOT iron decoration or dry clean.

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 7 reviews
    Patricia DeMaria
    Great Shirt

    This is a great shirt, and I love the Armadillo art! The shipping was fast, the owner is great at communicating order status, and I will be a repeat customer for sure!

    Wade Winters
    Nice Quality in both the shirt and Service!

    Saw this shirt while cruising the digital highway and just struck me as “got to have it “ You know what I mean…
    Well, I quickly placed my order and then got a %off notification and a thanks from the owner. I told him I was excited about the shirt but had missed the discount because I had ordered so quickly. SURPRISE! Dude refunded the discount amount on the spot!! AWESOME!!
    Shirt came a few covid days later 🤷🏻‍♂️ and I was no less impressed by the quality.
    Well, you know I will be a repeat customer. How can I go wrong?
    You won’t go wrong either. Feels like doing business with an old friend.

    Ouida Trickett
    Love it!

    Great! Fast service!

    Jeremy Klopfenstein
    I love it!

    Great shirt! Easy to browse the store. A+!

    John Willis Sumrall
    Accurate and timely

    The product I ordered and what I received were the exact same. In an extremely timely manner as well!!

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    Giving Back

    A portion of each sale goes to support the National Park Foundation,
    the official charitable partner of the National Park System.