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Armored Assault Possum Hoodie

Military Green

Armored Assault Possum

Introducing the Armored Assault Possum hoodie! This unique hoodie features a striking image of an armadillo, but with a clever twist: it's labeled as an "armored assault possum."

Crafted with high-quality materials, this hoodie is comfortable, durable, and perfect for any casual occasion. The image of the armored assault possum is printed in vivid detail, making it stand out in any crowd.

The hoodie is available in a range of sizes, ensuring a perfect fit for anyone who wants to rock this edgy and humorous design. Wear it to your next backyard barbecue, family outing, or even as a statement piece on a night out.

Whether you're an animal lover, a fan of clever wordplay, or just looking for a fun new addition to your wardrobe, the Armored Assault Possum hoodie is sure to delight. So why not add it to your cart today and show off your wild side?

Size & Fit

    Features: Side-seamed. Retail fit. Unisex sizing.

    Size Chart

    Fabric Content

    This hoodie is a 50/50% cotton/poly blend.
    Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))

    See this Fabric Content Guide to learn more. 

    Fabric Content Guide


    Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble low dry. Medium iron. Do NOT iron decoration or dry clean.

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 1 review
    Favorite Hoodie!

    This is my go to hoodie because of the smiles I put on people’s faces, the comments I get, and how comfortable it is. Loved my Armored Assault Possum shirt so much I had to try out the hoodie…it exceeded my expectations.