Armored Assault Possum - Long Sleeve Long-sleeve Printify Athletic Heather S
Armored Assault Possum - Long Sleeve Long-sleeve Printify White S

Armored Assault Possum - Long Sleeve

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Armored Assault Possum

Some possums play dead to protect themselves.

Others, however, armor up and take the battle to the streets...

Ok, maybe not streets.

More like back roads and highways.

While we're really waiting for a conference call from the ATF, PETA, and someone who wants to point out that this is really an armadillo, we wanted to let you know a little bit about this super soft shirt.

Whether you’ve dealt with these “possums on the half shell” building out their fortifications and bunkers in burrows under your house, or excavating your garden as they sweep for mines… you’re going to love this shirt.

Will some people feel the need to tell you that this is an armadillo and not an opossum?

Sure.

It’s our little way of identifying the people who have no imagination or sense of humor. 

Size & Fit

    Features: Sideseamed. Retail fit. Unisex sizing.

    Size Chart

    Fabric Content

    This shirt is a either

    • a 100% cotton,
    • a 52/48% cotton/poly blend,
    • or a 99/1% cotton/poly blend...


    ...depending on the color.

    See this Fabric Content Guide to learn more. 

    Fabric Content Guide

    Instructions

    Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble low dry. Medium iron. Do NOT iron decoration or dry clean.

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    Giving Back

    A portion of each sale goes to support the National Park Foundation,
    the official charitable partner of the National Park System.