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Armored Assault Possum - Long Sleeve

Athletic Heather

Armored Assault Possum

Introducing the Armored Assault Possum shirt! This unique shirt features a striking image of an armadillo, but with a clever twist: it's labeled as an "armored assault possum."

Crafted with high-quality materials, this shirt is comfortable, durable, and perfect for any casual occasion. The image of the armored assault possum is printed in vivid detail, making it stand out in any crowd.

The shirt is available in a range of sizes, ensuring a perfect fit for anyone who wants to rock this edgy and humorous design. Wear it to your next backyard barbecue, family outing, or even as a statement piece on a night out.

Whether you're an animal lover, a fan of clever wordplay, or just looking for a fun new addition to your wardrobe, the Armored Assault Possum shirt is sure to delight. So why not add it to your cart today and show off your wild side?

Size & Fit

    Features: Sideseamed. Retail fit. Unisex sizing.

    Size Chart

    Fabric Content

    This shirt is a either

    • a 100% cotton,
    • a 52/48% cotton/poly blend,
    • or a 99/1% cotton/poly blend...

    ...depending on the color.

    See this Fabric Content Guide to learn more. 

    Fabric Content Guide


    Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble low dry. Medium iron. Do NOT iron decoration or dry clean.