Channel your adventurous spirit with a touch of humor with our "It's So Fluffy I'm Gonna Die" Bison T-Shirt. This piece is designed for those who understand the magnetic allure of nature's wild giants but also appreciate the need for respectful distance.
The shirt's focal point is a striking yellow print of a bison, a creature renowned for its majestic size and irresistibly fluffy appearance. While the bison's allure might tempt the adventurous and the unaware, it also serves as a reminder of the need for respecting wildlife.
This shirt features a double entente in its wording. While the bison appear so very fluffy that you could just die from the fluffiness... trying to pet them could result in serious injury or even death, as well.
Beneath the bison graphic, a gentle, humorous reminder "*do not pet the fluffy cows" subtly cautions the wearer and observers against the dangers of getting too close to these wild creatures. It's a nudge towards responsible wildlife engagement and a nod to those who've learned this lesson the hard way.
This T-shirt isn't just a fashion statement; it's a narrative of wildlife respect and a testament to lessons learned from those who dared to cross the line. It's perfect for anyone with a love for nature, a sense of humor, and an understanding of the delicate balance between human curiosity and wildlife safety. Whether you're exploring the great outdoors, attending a casual social gathering, or relaxing at home, this T-shirt serves as a humorous and crucial reminder of the boundaries that nature requires us to respect.
Printed on a superior-quality Gildan 5000 T-shirt, known for its ultimate comfort and durability, this shirt is the perfect companion for your outdoor explorations and casual wear alike. The navy blue hue serves as the ideal canvas for the vibrant yellow print, adding an aesthetic appeal that transcends seasons and trends.
Size & Fit
Features: Side-seamed. Retail fit. Unisex sizing.
This shirt is 100% cottonInstructions
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble low dry. Medium iron. Do NOT iron decoration or dry clean.
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