It's So Fluffy I'm Gonna Die - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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It’s So Fluffy I’m Gonna Die!

The line of cars in front of us hadn’t budged an inch in ages.

That didn’t mean that other traffic wasn’t moving, however.

In fact, it was coming right for us.

“Get back in the car.”

“It’s on your side! I just want to take a picture!”

“He’s bigger than the car…”

“It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die! I want to pet it!”

“Please… don’t…”

Just then, the big bull bison rumbled this deep bassy sound, and a snort fogged the window just inches away from my face.

A big eye peered in at us.

That’s when I heard a door close and a window rolling up.

Looking out the other side, a massive head came swaying past us.

“It’s soooooo fluffy…,” came a whisper.

The road seemed to shake beneath us as their hooves clicked by on the pavement.

Some moments stick with you.

Some stories you love to tell in hopes that others will be inspired to go experience what you did. 

That’s why I made this shirt.

It’s really soft, and you’re going to love it, although I’m not sure how it compares to a bison. 

I don’t know, because you shouldn’t pet the fluffy cows.


Size & Fit

    Features: Side-seamed. Retail fit. Unisex sizing.

    Size Chart

    Fabric Content

    This shirt is a either

    • a 100% cotton,
    • a 52/48% cotton/poly blend,
    • or a 99/1% cotton/poly blend...

    ...depending on the color.

    See this Fabric Content Guide to learn more. 

    Fabric Content Guide


    Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble low dry. Medium iron. Do NOT iron decoration or dry clean.


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    Customer Reviews

    Based on 2 reviews
    Kathryn Lang
    Great shirt

    Had a similar shirt but wanted a long sleeve version. This is a good quality shirt

    Jeffrey Falck
    Nice Shirt - Wife Loves It

    A cute design, easy ordering process, timely shipping, and a quality shirt made for a wonderful gift for no reason for my wife. It is quickly becoming a regular in the house!

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